For years I had some claim that this website needed a fresh look and I'd start putting content into it and then.... life happened. It will continue to be a scratchpad of notes from things that interest me, and helpful hints and tips that might just interest you (if you're equally as sad and nerdish). One day I might have the time to dump the entire contents of my brain onto here, or at least the useful parts of it, but you might be waiting a while ....

For now, sit back and enjoy the minimalist look and even-more-minimalist content.

If you're trying to get in touch with me then I'm sorry there's no contact page, but no amount of ReCaptcha can stop the inordinate amount of spam that falls into my inbox, so all you good people out there that have a genuine reason to contact me have unfortunately lost out to the gargantuan twatballs who think I give two flying f**ks about my SEO.